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“I Wear a Size Eight, But If You Can Squeeze Me Into a Seven I’ll Take a Six.”
April
1
1963
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
“I Wear a Size Eight, But If You Can Squeeze Me Into a Seven I’ll Take a Six.”
April
1
1963
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“I Wear a Size Eight, But If You Can Squeeze Me Into a Seven I’ll Take a Six.”
April
1
1963
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
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