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"I'm Quitting. I Just Received An Offer to Play Football with the House of David"
December
1
1938
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
"I'm Quitting. I Just Received An Offer to Play Football with the House of David"
December
1
1938
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"I'm Quitting. I Just Received An Offer to Play Football with the House of David"
December
1
1938
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
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