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The Perfect Secretary
Miss Jewel was one of those efficient souls who really love their work, and nothing short of death could stop her
December
1
1938
E. R. BAYER
The Perfect Secretary
E. R. BAYER
December
1
1938
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SATIRE
The Perfect Secretary
Miss Jewel was one of those efficient souls who really love their work, and nothing short of death could stop her
December
1
1938
E. R. BAYER
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