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"I Acquired Her When I Scratched My Ear at An Auction"
May
1
1954
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
"I Acquired Her When I Scratched My Ear at An Auction"
May
1
1954
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"I Acquired Her When I Scratched My Ear at An Auction"
May
1
1954
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
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