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"Sorry Sir—But I Never Wear a Hat."
May
1
1935
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
"Sorry Sir—But I Never Wear a Hat."
May
1
1935
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"Sorry Sir—But I Never Wear a Hat."
May
1
1935
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
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