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"I Don’t Know Who Made the Touchdown, but That Man in the Window Over There Ought to Be Ashamed of Himself!"
December
1
1938
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
"I Don’t Know Who Made the Touchdown, but That Man in the Window Over There Ought to Be Ashamed of Himself!"
December
1
1938
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"I Don’t Know Who Made the Touchdown, but That Man in the Window Over There Ought to Be Ashamed of Himself!"
December
1
1938
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
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