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the Big Bite
F*** YOUR BURRATA
How the now-ubiquitous LUMP OF CHEESE became the most unoriginal thing on the menu
June
1
2019
Jeff Gordinier
C.J. Robinson
F*** YOUR BURRATA
Jeff Gordinier
June
1
2019
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the Big Bite
F*** YOUR BURRATA
How the now-ubiquitous LUMP OF CHEESE became the most unoriginal thing on the menu
June
1
2019
Jeff Gordinier
C.J. Robinson
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