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It’s just harder if you’re a little short, heavy, and misshapen in this world
May
1
2012
Mike Sager
Donald Graham
Ugly
Mike Sager
May
1
2012
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Ugly
It’s just harder if you’re a little short, heavy, and misshapen in this world
May
1
2012
Mike Sager
Donald Graham
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