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Add up vodka tonics, movies, and PopTarts...then subtract sleeping with your girlfriend’s best friend

December 1 2004 BENJAMIN ALSUP
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Happy?

Add up vodka tonics, movies, and PopTarts...then subtract sleeping with your girlfriend’s best friend

December 1 2004 BENJAMIN ALSUP

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