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The Man Upstairs
Paging God . . . paging God. . .Would God please report immediately to terminal C, gate 17?
October
1
2001
David Sedaris
Matt Mahurin
The Man Upstairs
David Sedaris
October
1
2001
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The Man Upstairs
Paging God . . . paging God. . .Would God please report immediately to terminal C, gate 17?
October
1
2001
David Sedaris
Matt Mahurin
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