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American Genius
(I Used to Be) A Smart Guy
Life was good for the first forty-one years. Then I took an IQ test.
November
1
1999
DAVID SEDARIS
Kenji Toma
(I Used to Be) A Smart Guy
DAVID SEDARIS
November
1
1999
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American Genius
(I Used to Be) A Smart Guy
Life was good for the first forty-one years. Then I took an IQ test.
November
1
1999
DAVID SEDARIS
Kenji Toma
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