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The Encyclopedia of Male Vanity
From Humvees to pec implants, from the Frank Sinatra credit card to public weeping: a catalog of manly self-regard, self-love, and self-delusion.
March
1
1997
Guy Martin
The Encyclopedia of Male Vanity
Guy Martin
March
1
1997
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The Encyclopedia of Male Vanity
From Humvees to pec implants, from the Frank Sinatra credit card to public weeping: a catalog of manly self-regard, self-love, and self-delusion.
March
1
1997
Guy Martin
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