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Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Sack. You’ve Just Given Birth to an Eight-Pound, Eight-Ounce Slave
How the baby broke his chains
June
1
1976
John Sack
Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Sack. You’ve Just Given Birth to an Eight-Pound, Eight-Ounce Slave
John Sack
June
1
1976
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Congratulations, Mr. and Mrs. Sack. You’ve Just Given Birth to an Eight-Pound, Eight-Ounce Slave
How the baby broke his chains
June
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1976
John Sack
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