Skip to main content
Esquire Classic
Issues
Topics
Contributors
Sign In
Subscribe
Articles
Did You Hear the One About the Traveling Salesman Who...
...knew four different perfect ways to pack a suitcase?
May
1
1974
Richard Joseph
Did You Hear the One About the Traveling Salesman Who...
Richard Joseph
May
1
1974
View Article Pages
Articles
Did You Hear the One About the Traveling Salesman Who...
...knew four different perfect ways to pack a suitcase?
May
1
1974
Richard Joseph
Sign In to read this article
Get instant access to 85+ years of Esquire.
Subscribe Now!
Exclusive & Unlimited access to
Esquire Classic - The Official Esquire Archive
Every issue Esquire has ever published, since 1933
Every timeless feature, profile, interview, novella - even the ads!
85+ Years of outstanding fiction from world-renowned authors
More than 150,000 Images — beautiful High-Resolution photography, zoom into every page
Unlimited Search and Browse
Bookmark all your favorites into custom Collections
Enjoy on Desktop, Tablet, and Mobile
View Full Issue
More From This Issue
Articles
The Faith of Graffiti
May
1974
By
NORMAN MAILER
FICTION
Usurpation
May
1974
By
Cynthia Ozick
FEATURES
Memoirs of a Nearsighted Spy
May
1974
By
Helen Lawrenson
REVISION
Updating the Constitution of the United States
May
1974
By
Dwight Macdonald
Articles
The True Adventure of the Sacred Idol of Kom
May
1974
By
Sophy Burnham
FEATURE
What's Next in the Oil Crisis?
May
1974
By
Tad Szulc
Unlock every article Esquire has ever published.
Subscribe Now!
Exclusive & Unlimited access to
every timeless profile, interview, short story, feature, advertisement
, and much more!
More From This Issue
Articles
The Faith of Graffiti
May
1974
By
NORMAN MAILER
FICTION
Usurpation
May
1974
By
Cynthia Ozick
FEATURES
Memoirs of a Nearsighted Spy
May
1974
By
Helen Lawrenson
Richard Joseph
pictorial
Riviera Renaissance
FEBRUARY, 1950
By
RICHARD JOSEPH
travel
Why Not Do It the Easy Way?
OCTOBER, 1950
By
RICHARD JOSEPH
TRAVEL
Neapolitan View of the Olympics
MARCH, 1960
By
RICHARD JOSEPH
Articles
articles
DOWNBEAT-ON-THE-THAMES
JANUARY, 1953
Articles
Nymphos Have No Fun
AUGUST,1954
By
ALLEN CHURCHILL, PIERRE RUBÉ, M.D.
Articles
High V
JANUARY, 1957
By
CHARLES H. BAKER
Get instant access to 85+ years of Esquire.
Subscribe Now!
Exclusive & Unlimited access to
Esquire Classic
Everything Esquire has ever published