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FICTION
The Lady and the Bird
What's a bird to do when he can't sing and likes French toast?
March
1
1956
ROBERT FONTAINE
The Lady and the Bird
ROBERT FONTAINE
March
1
1956
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FICTION
The Lady and the Bird
What's a bird to do when he can't sing and likes French toast?
March
1
1956
ROBERT FONTAINE
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