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“Ef'n it ain’t got a pitchfork an’ shovel attachment, Ah jest ain’t got any use for it, Mister”
December
1
1956
“Ef'n it ain’t got a pitchfork an’ shovel attachment, Ah jest ain’t got any use for it, Mister”
December
1
1956
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“Ef'n it ain’t got a pitchfork an’ shovel attachment, Ah jest ain’t got any use for it, Mister”
December
1
1956
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