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“I Wish I Was Smart Enough to Be as Dumb as She Is!”
May
1
1954
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
“I Wish I Was Smart Enough to Be as Dumb as She Is!”
May
1
1954
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“I Wish I Was Smart Enough to Be as Dumb as She Is!”
May
1
1954
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
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