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"I was offered a part in a Broadway play; no housework, no cleaning, no children, and no washing—all I have to do is yell, 'SOUP'S ON!'"
March
1
1946
"I was offered a part in a Broadway play; no housework, no cleaning, no children, and no washing—all I have to do is yell, 'SOUP'S ON!'"
March
1
1946
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"I was offered a part in a Broadway play; no housework, no cleaning, no children, and no washing—all I have to do is yell, 'SOUP'S ON!'"
March
1
1946
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