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"Will You Have the Small Steak, the Tiny Steak Or the Infinitesimal Steak, Sir?"
July
1
1944
"Will You Have the Small Steak, the Tiny Steak Or the Infinitesimal Steak, Sir?"
July
1
1944
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"Will You Have the Small Steak, the Tiny Steak Or the Infinitesimal Steak, Sir?"
July
1
1944
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