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“I Didn’t Think I Could Stand the Scandal of a Divorce—So This Morning I Shot Him”
July
1
1944
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
“I Didn’t Think I Could Stand the Scandal of a Divorce—So This Morning I Shot Him”
July
1
1944
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“I Didn’t Think I Could Stand the Scandal of a Divorce—So This Morning I Shot Him”
July
1
1944
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
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