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"What Will Mrs. Roosevelt Think If She Sees You with a Dirty Face?"
June
1
1944
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
"What Will Mrs. Roosevelt Think If She Sees You with a Dirty Face?"
June
1
1944
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"What Will Mrs. Roosevelt Think If She Sees You with a Dirty Face?"
June
1
1944
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
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