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“Now If the Army Will Just Follow This List in Granting Christmas Furloughs, It’ll Save Me a Lot Of Embarrassment”
December
1
1943
Barbara Shermund
“Now If the Army Will Just Follow This List in Granting Christmas Furloughs, It’ll Save Me a Lot Of Embarrassment”
December
1
1943
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“Now If the Army Will Just Follow This List in Granting Christmas Furloughs, It’ll Save Me a Lot Of Embarrassment”
December
1
1943
Barbara Shermund
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