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“We Had Picked the Name Douglas MacArthur Roosevelt Burns, but She Changed Our Plans”
September
1
1942
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
“We Had Picked the Name Douglas MacArthur Roosevelt Burns, but She Changed Our Plans”
September
1
1942
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“We Had Picked the Name Douglas MacArthur Roosevelt Burns, but She Changed Our Plans”
September
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1942
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
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