Skip to main content
Esquire Classic
Issues
Topics
Contributors
Sign In
Subscribe
cartoon
“We Had Picked the Name Douglas MacArthur Roosevelt Burns, but She Changed Our Plans”
September
1
1942
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
“We Had Picked the Name Douglas MacArthur Roosevelt Burns, but She Changed Our Plans”
September
1
1942
View Article Pages
cartoon
“We Had Picked the Name Douglas MacArthur Roosevelt Burns, but She Changed Our Plans”
September
1
1942
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
Sign In to read this article
Get instant access to 85+ years of Esquire.
Subscribe Now!
Exclusive & Unlimited access to
Esquire Classic - The Official Esquire Archive
Every issue Esquire has ever published, since 1933
Every timeless feature, profile, interview, novella - even the ads!
85+ Years of outstanding fiction from world-renowned authors
More than 150,000 Images — beautiful High-Resolution photography, zoom into every page
Unlimited Search and Browse
Bookmark all your favorites into custom Collections
Enjoy on Desktop, Tablet, and Mobile
View Full Issue
More From This Issue
ARTICLE
They Do It for Meat
September
1942
By
BEVERLY KELLEY, DON LANG
SPORTS
DiMaggio, the Man
September
1942
By
WILL CONNOLLY
FICTION
Detour on the Burma Road
September
1942
By
WALTER CLARE MARTIN
ARTICLE
Yes, Mr. Mercer
September
1942
By
SIDNEY CARROLL
FICTION
Later Than Midnight
September
1942
By
WILLIAM A. KRAUSS
ARTICLE
The Art of Twitterpating
September
1942
By
MARK ASHLEY
Unlock every article Esquire has ever published.
Subscribe Now!
Exclusive & Unlimited access to
every timeless profile, interview, short story, feature, advertisement
, and much more!
More From This Issue
ARTICLE
They Do It for Meat
September
1942
By
BEVERLY KELLEY, DON LANG
SPORTS
DiMaggio, the Man
September
1942
By
WILL CONNOLLY
FICTION
Detour on the Burma Road
September
1942
By
WALTER CLARE MARTIN
Cartoons
cartoon
“Goodness—i Wish That Magician Would Come for His Hat!”
FEBRUARY 1940
cartoon
cartoon
JUNE 1942
cartoon
"But Mrs. Gleason went home yesterday"
APRIL, 1946
War
FICTION
The Absent-Minded Marine
FEBRUARY, 1944
By
FRANK X. TOLBERT
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
cartoon
"I'll Meet You There in Half An Hour—Who Is This Calling?"
SEPTEMBER 1937
cartoon
"Those Internes Played Football Together in College"
DECEMBER, 1940
cartoon
“You May Call Me ‘Mother’ If You Like”
SEPTEMBER 1944
cartoon
cartoon
"I'm Glad You Woke Up, Dear-you Looked Like the Corpse in This Book!"
JANUARY 1942
cartoon
"They'll never be happy—those Hollywood marriages don't last"
SEPTEMBER, 1942
cartoon
"Sergeant-someone Stole My After-shave Lotion!"
MARCH 1943
Get instant access to 85+ years of Esquire.
Subscribe Now!
Exclusive & Unlimited access to
Esquire Classic
Everything Esquire has ever published