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"Joe’s Got a System—He Tells ’em He’s Got a Pint of Victor Mature’s Blood Transfused Into Him"
October
1
1942
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
"Joe’s Got a System—He Tells ’em He’s Got a Pint of Victor Mature’s Blood Transfused Into Him"
October
1
1942
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"Joe’s Got a System—He Tells ’em He’s Got a Pint of Victor Mature’s Blood Transfused Into Him"
October
1
1942
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
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