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SATIRE
How to Deny Printed Statements
As you may waken to find yourself a Big Shot any day now, learn to wiggle out of words with finesse
May
1
1941
PARKE CUMMINGS
How to Deny Printed Statements
PARKE CUMMINGS
May
1
1941
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SATIRE
How to Deny Printed Statements
As you may waken to find yourself a Big Shot any day now, learn to wiggle out of words with finesse
May
1
1941
PARKE CUMMINGS
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