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"Maybe You Think It's Fun for Me to Sit Home Night After Night While You Write Your Damn Love Lyrics"
March
1
1940
Barbara Shermund
"Maybe You Think It's Fun for Me to Sit Home Night After Night While You Write Your Damn Love Lyrics"
March
1
1940
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"Maybe You Think It's Fun for Me to Sit Home Night After Night While You Write Your Damn Love Lyrics"
March
1
1940
Barbara Shermund
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