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“I Don’t Get It. I Eat th’ Same Breakfast Cereal as DiMaggio Eats and Still I Can’t Hit th’ Ball!”
October
1
1940
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
“I Don’t Get It. I Eat th’ Same Breakfast Cereal as DiMaggio Eats and Still I Can’t Hit th’ Ball!”
October
1
1940
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“I Don’t Get It. I Eat th’ Same Breakfast Cereal as DiMaggio Eats and Still I Can’t Hit th’ Ball!”
October
1
1940
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
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