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"He's Five Feet, 3 Inches, Wears Glasses—and Has Never Been Out All Night Before!"
May
1
1939
"He's Five Feet, 3 Inches, Wears Glasses—and Has Never Been Out All Night Before!"
May
1
1939
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"He's Five Feet, 3 Inches, Wears Glasses—and Has Never Been Out All Night Before!"
May
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1939
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