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SATIRE
Stay as Irrational as You Are, Girls
God save us from that unnatural monster, a woman who speaks with logic, and without exaggeration
December
1
1939
PARKE CUMMINGS
Stay as Irrational as You Are, Girls
PARKE CUMMINGS
December
1
1939
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SATIRE
Stay as Irrational as You Are, Girls
God save us from that unnatural monster, a woman who speaks with logic, and without exaggeration
December
1
1939
PARKE CUMMINGS
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