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Automatomania
It was only normal for Plucker to fall for the first girl he drew from his marrying machine
November
1
1939
ERNST BEHRENDT
Automatomania
ERNST BEHRENDT
November
1
1939
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SATIRE
Automatomania
It was only normal for Plucker to fall for the first girl he drew from his marrying machine
November
1
1939
ERNST BEHRENDT
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