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"You’re Wastin’ Your Time Tryin’ to Impress Me Lady; It’s Still Gonna Cost You a Dime”
May
1
1938
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
"You’re Wastin’ Your Time Tryin’ to Impress Me Lady; It’s Still Gonna Cost You a Dime”
May
1
1938
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"You’re Wastin’ Your Time Tryin’ to Impress Me Lady; It’s Still Gonna Cost You a Dime”
May
1
1938
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
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