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"All I Want Is Your Jewelry, Lady—Fool That I Am"
October
1
1938
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
"All I Want Is Your Jewelry, Lady—Fool That I Am"
October
1
1938
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"All I Want Is Your Jewelry, Lady—Fool That I Am"
October
1
1938
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
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