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"Two Days Straight Now, She Ain't Put in No Salad Fork"
December
1
1937
GEORGE SHELLHASE
"Two Days Straight Now, She Ain't Put in No Salad Fork"
December
1
1937
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"Two Days Straight Now, She Ain't Put in No Salad Fork"
December
1
1937
GEORGE SHELLHASE
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