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SATIRE
The S. D. P. H.
A war is declared against those annoying women who knew all the time that something would happen
November
1
1937
PARKE CUMMINGS
The S. D. P. H.
PARKE CUMMINGS
November
1
1937
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SATIRE
The S. D. P. H.
A war is declared against those annoying women who knew all the time that something would happen
November
1
1937
PARKE CUMMINGS
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