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Corollaries for the corporals who stand at attention with the right elbow half-crooked

January 1 1937 PARKE CUMMINGS
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You've Had a Few If—

Corollaries for the corporals who stand at attention with the right elbow half-crooked

January 1 1937 PARKE CUMMINGS

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