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"Yes-I've Been a Good Girl and I'll Stay a Good Girl—Get the Hell Out of Here Santa Claus!"
December
1
1936
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
"Yes-I've Been a Good Girl and I'll Stay a Good Girl—Get the Hell Out of Here Santa Claus!"
December
1
1936
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"Yes-I've Been a Good Girl and I'll Stay a Good Girl—Get the Hell Out of Here Santa Claus!"
December
1
1936
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
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