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"You’re Giving Up a Family—But I’m Giving Up Twenty-eight Fifty—Every Week!"
July
1
1935
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
"You’re Giving Up a Family—But I’m Giving Up Twenty-eight Fifty—Every Week!"
July
1
1935
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"You’re Giving Up a Family—But I’m Giving Up Twenty-eight Fifty—Every Week!"
July
1
1935
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
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