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"Pre-Shrunk—Bah! I Told You to Get It Half a Size Larger"
April
1
1935
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
"Pre-Shrunk—Bah! I Told You to Get It Half a Size Larger"
April
1
1935
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"Pre-Shrunk—Bah! I Told You to Get It Half a Size Larger"
April
1
1935
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
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