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"I Don’t Know What Calibre I Should Get, But My Husband Is About That Size—”
September
1
1933
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
"I Don’t Know What Calibre I Should Get, But My Husband Is About That Size—”
September
1
1933
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Cartoon
"I Don’t Know What Calibre I Should Get, But My Husband Is About That Size—”
September
1
1933
E. SIMMS CAMPBELL
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